1. |
A Hymn of Preface
02:51
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Intro intro intro
This is the Intro
This is the intro, of the album
Let me let me let me
Let me announce to
Let me announce to you, that this is the intro
When you when you when you
And when you listen
And when you listen to, this intro
Know that know that know that
Know that this is the
That this is the intro, of the album
Album album album
The album comes after
The album comes after this, intro
Before before before
But before the Album
You'll have to listen to, this intro
Thank you thank you thank you
Thank you for listening
Thank you for listening to, this album
Member member member
Remember though that
That this album has, an intro
Intro intro intro
This was the Intro
This was the intro, of the album
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2. |
Rite of Passage
09:50
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Oh I have the right of passage
And I have the current behind me
For day and night I have rowed
Since starting my journey on this boat
Courage of the heart
And courage of the mind
Courage of the soul
My courage is hard to find
Courage of the heart
And courage of the mind
Courage of the soul
My courage is hard to find
I offered you and you had turned me down
Though we had another chance to see another land
Mind you I had brought everything that we would need
I guess I'm on my own, I guess it's all up to me
Let me tell you a story about a human they call The Spectaculator
One day he decided to leave his home
By the river and go on an adventure
No one was eager to join him so he set sail all on his own
Bringing only what he would need to survive
Little did he know what was just around the bend waiting for him
I am the Creep I am the Creep
The one who waits for you
I am the Creep I am the Creep
I'll never let you through
I am the Creep I am the Creep
I will destroy your soul
I am the Creep I am the Creep
Say goodbye to all you know
What do you think that I am weak
What do you think that I am meek
You should know I've been around
You should know I'll put you down
What do you think that I am weak
What do you think that I am meek
You should know you're going down
All the way down to the ground
I am the Creep I am the Creep
I'll make you change your tone
I am the Creep I am the Creep
Let go of all you own
The Creep captured the Spectaculator
Capsizing his vessel and taking everything for his own
The Spectaculator would remain unconscious
Lying on the floor of the cage of the Creep
It was only a matter of time before the Creep would return
From cataloging his booty that he had taken
Oh what's this ... a coltsfoot rock
Oooh, a Berwick cockle
Is that a curly wurly
This one's got Lardy scones for days
All these savory nibbles
I just don't know what to do with myself
I have to find a way to escape
This cage of the creep
And take what's mine
I have to find a way to escape
This cage of the creep
And take what's mine
I have to find a way to escape
This cage of the creep
And take what's mine
I have to find a way to escape
This cage of the creep
And take what's mine
Ah the battle's about to begin
Ah it's time to meet your end
You think this is a challenge for me
But I'm here to tell you otherwise
Your only hope is to run from me
Else I'll be your demise
Anywhere you go
Anyone you know
You'll watch your back knowing I'm behind you
Anywhere you go
Anyone you know
You'll have to live knowing I'm hunting you
I'm done with this trial
I'm done with your vial
It's time to move on
Before I am gone
I'll see you again
I'll be ready then
So then I must train
Until you've been slain
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3. |
Starry Shore
02:04
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Now I can see the stars in the sky
Through the clouds a'clearing this very night
And the moonlight glistens off the waves
Showing me where to sail away
Though I escaped far beyond the reach
Sailing across the sea far from the Creep
And now that I no longer need to row
My ship, she rides the winds for they blow
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4. |
The Atlantic
08:36
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I want to
I want to see more
More of this world, I wanna be free
Free to go explore
To see everything
I wanna see the world
See the world
See the world
And see everything
You and all the ocean
A Spec among the sea
Rising tides and mighty Isles
You'll crash up on the reef
I can tame these waves
And sail away
Across the Atlantic
'Tis not at all romantic
Then get ready for a wild ride
And in time you'll see that I was right
You're further then you've ever been
Here separates the boys from men
Ooh
Woah
The breeze on the seas of the Atlantic
The stars for the charts in the sky
Onward I sail further westward
Through every day and night
But it's lonely out here
There's a mystical fear
A respect for the deep
For what below lies asleep
And if I gently sail
Quietly under the sky
I can move on tomorrow
And let my vessel fly
The breeze on the seas of the Atlantic
The stars for the charts in the sky
Onward I sail further westward
Through every day and night
The breeze on the seas of the Atlantic
The stars for the charts in the sky
Onward I sail further westward
Through every day and night
I call upon the winds of the Atlantic
Please guide me on my way
I call to the waves of the ocean
Steady my ship as I lay
I call upon the winds of the Atlantic
Please guide me on my way
I call to the waves of the ocean
Steady my ship as I lay
Let me see the way to go
Please reveal the path to me
And I will venture on
Show me the way I should turn
Should I take a left up here
Or do I take a right
Let me see the way to go
Please reveal the path to me
Show me the way I should turn
Should I take a left up here
I think you should tell me the way to go
Well I won't well I won't
I think you just don't want me to know
You don't know you don't know
I guess I'll just do this on my own
Guess you will guess you won't
Whether I am right or whether I am wrong
You'll be wrong every time
Let me see the way to go
Please reveal the path to me
Show me the way I should turn
Should I take a left up here
Let me see the way to go
Please reveal the path to me
And I will venture on
Show me the way I should turn
Should I take a left up here
Or do I take a right
Chippa Chi Cha
Dough dough dough
Do do do dew, dew do dit do
Dough dough dough
Dahah ahah ahah ahah
Dough dough dough dough dough
Do do dooo dute dute dute
Do do dooo waba baba baba bah
Something that I got to say
It's very unlikely that
I'd sail across this great blue sea
And not forget my hat
For a hat you see has all the tricks
Just a tip and the magic starts
I'd wave my hand then a wish come true
And I'll mark it on my chart
I don't think you understand
This situation you're in right now
You got some beast below your boat
And this Creep trailing at your bow
Point the stern right towards the mark
And grab the tiller so you can steer
I'd get movin' if I were you
So put this schooner into 7th gear
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5. |
Beast of the Deep
07:23
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This is the Kraken's home, you better watch out
Gliding on the surface
I keep silent so he'll stay asleep
Yet sailing all so gently
For behind me it's none other than the Creep
Waiting to get past this
I can feel a stirring in the sea
Shadows in the ocean begin swirling
Do they fear what's in the deep
I heard mother say that deep within the sea
There's monsters all around but one that trumps them all
A Kraken of the deep a slayer of all ships
A beast among all beasts the one that makes you fall
I can't say for sure but looking down below
There's something going on that makes me think it's real
Creatures of the sea are nowhere to be found
They swam away in fear they sense it all around
But I don't wanna fight a Kraken of the deep
I have to sail across this big ol' great blue sea
And if I get attacked by the monster of the deep
I'll have to stay and fight I'll have to protect me
Is this beast below for real
Is this something that I feel
Is it gonna make me squeal
I don't want to be it's meal
I am the beast you all call the Kraken
Your sailing ship has awoken me
You should know you are not welcome here
Prepare yourself for I am mighty
We're gonna start the bid at five, five, five, five
Can I hear a five can I hear a five can I hear a five, five
Five and a quarter, five and a quarter
Five and a quarter, five and a quarter, five
Five and a half, five and a half, do I hear five and a half
Can I get a five and a half
Five and three quarters
Sold to the man on the horse
Alakazam, I'm the Kraken
And I've come out here to play
You're just a man, and now I'm laughin'
And you got no chance today
Shimatysham, time to get packin'
Gonna send you on your way
Cause that's the plan, your boat is lackin'
You'll never get away
Yeah, here I come to seize the day
I followed you and caught up with
Your old schooner now you'll feel my wrath
You'll be sorry that you ran
What is this beast that has come to take you from me
I can't handle two villains at a time
You won't have to, I'll take of the Kraken there
What are you talking about, I thought that you were my foe
I will rescue you, then I'll come for you my friend
I'll just take this chance to escape on this day
The Creep has chosen to fight the beast, just for me
Come on Kraken, let's get to smackin'
Put up your tentacles, and feel my bare knuckles
You may be a giant beast but I am the Creep
Today is your last day, now get out of my way
An epic battle between the Creep
And the Atlantic Ocean's beast of the deep
They put up there dukes, that's eight vs two
There was a big splash and then an evil laugh
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6. |
Sail on oh Sailor
03:59
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There was a tale of a three sided gale
Sail on sail on oh sailor
'Tis on my way and through there I will sail
Sail on sail on oh sailor
Been sailing a while, seen nary an Isle
For 2700 nautical miles
No water no grog, no rain, just fog
Drink sea water I could not, but
I need a drink and I really can't think
I start to reach my hands in the sea
Sail on sail on oh sailor man sail
Sail into the winds of the three sided gale
It's calm this morning but heed the warnings
What if it all is true
Steer into the swells being pushed up from hell
Sail on sail on oh sailor
No ships afloat from the gasses below
Sail on sail on oh sailor
A constant heading of two-nine and three
My tiller is true yet my compass spinning
The waters ahead, they say they are vexed
Now I see a vortex, yet
I still thirst and sea water's the worst
I dip my glass while my thoughts seem half mast
Sail on sail on oh sailor man sail
Sail into the winds of the three sided gale
The air is foggy and so is your mind
What will you see this time
Lookout for that storm less nowhere your bourne
It'll make you vanish out of thin air Sail on Sailor
See the ships ahead without the living or the dead
All the crew must be gone Sail on Sailor
Twas morning seemed couple hours ago
Now the sun is setting with darkness in tow
A light from behind 'tis the color of lime
Flies past my ship, good bye, and
I'm feeling sick and my muscles are weak
I lift my cup and take another drink
Sail on sail on oh sailor man sail
Sail into the winds of the three sided gale
The sea is wild and so is your mind
Can you believe your eyes
Bum bum bum bum bum bum
Budda-budda-budda-budda-budda-budda
Skibita be
Skoodle lattle lootle lattle lootle loopoo, yeah
Skittalee dittle la dittle aiy-aiy-aiy-aiy-aiy-aiy
Ehhh-ahhh-ah-oh-oh-oh
Yeah
A city in the deep no longer asleep
Been under the ocean oh Sailor
A woman in the sea half human half fish
I've heard the tales of the mermaid oh sailor
A Ship from the stars somewhere far maybe Mars
But Aliens flew here in UFOs
Then a portal opens up spilling space and time
And I pass through a worm hole taking me
Near the coast of Mexico, A
Storm's ahead I feel almost dead
I raise my glass catching rain overhead
Sail on sail on oh sailor man sail
Sail out of the winds of the three sided gale
Drink fresh from the sky for land is nigh
You'll need your strength, there's not much time, tikati-tock
Sail on sail on oh sailor man sail
Sail onto the shores near the Mexican vale
No rest for berthing your ship is greater
Sail on sail on oh sailor
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7. |
On the Run
06:19
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On the run
Ooh I'm on the run
I'm on the run
I'm on the run
I'm on the run
Hey I'm on the run
Ooh run
I I I I I'm on the run
I I I'm on the run
Woah woah woah woah I'm on the run
Hey I'm on the run
I'm on the run
I'm on the run I'm on the run
I'm on the run I'm on the run
I'm on the run I'm on the run yeah
I have to get away from you
I have to get away from you
I have to get away from you
I have to get away from you
I have to get away from you
I have to git away from you
I have to get away from you
I have to get away from you
I wanna know where the waves go (alright)
We'll tell ya, let's go
Ooh, oh I'm gonna get you (cause you're mighty special to me)
Oh I'm gonna get you (mighty mighty special)
Oh I'm gonna get you
Oh I'm gonna get you
I've got to get away (Oh I'm gonna get you)
I want to run away
I've got to get away (Oh I'm gonna get you)
I want to run away
Dogs
Ovens
Pickles
Airplanes
Dice
Concrete
Stars
Ramen
Dogs
Ovens
Pickles
Airplanes
Dice
Concrete
Stars
Ramen
I've got to get away (Oh I'm gonna get you)
I want to run away
I've got to get away (Oh I'm gonna get you)
I want to run away
I'm gonna get away get away get away
I'm gonna get away get away hey hey
I'm gonna get away get away get away
I'm gonna get away get away hey hey
I'm gonna get away get away get away
I'm gonna get away get away hey hey
I'm gonna get away get away get away
I'm gonna get away get away hey hey
I'm gonna get away get away get away
I'm gonna get away get away hey hey
I'm gonna get away get away get away
I'm gonna get away get away hey hey
The Spectaculator is the Spectaculator
The Spectaculator is the Spectaculator
The Spectaculator is the Spectaculator
Is the Spectaculator is the Spectaculator
I'm gonna get away I'm gonna get away
I'm gonna get away I'm gonna get away
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8. |
The Creep
08:44
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Why am I the Creep
Why am I the Creep
Why am I the Creep
Why am I the Creep
Why
Why do I have to be the Creep
Why, Why
I can tie my own shoes
And I brush my teeth
And I, I can't help but obsess over
The Spectaculator
Oh and I, I have an obsession with
The Spectaculator
Let's play red rover
Or solitaire together
We'd hold each other's hands
Arm wrestling like a man
Frisbees and coffee and rubber bands too
And LED light strips as part of our shoes
I'd force you to make amends
We could be best friends
Swing sets and bubblebaths
Hula hoops and Nerf gun wrath
Video games and marbles too
How 'bout pog, just me and you
Hide and seek and a game of tag
We'd hop along in our burlap bags
Playing and laughing then in your cage
I have to know that you will stay
How did I, become so alone
That I'd need to cage a friend for my own
Where did this start, was I always this way
Is it part of me, since my very first day
Hello Mrs. Creep
Say hello to your new little baby Creep
Awe he's beautiful
What a beautiful baby Creep I have
Oh and look, he's got my elbow flaps
I remember, I remember
I remember the days as a young Creep
The other kids laughing at my elbow flaps
And to this day, I wrap them in old scarfs
Please keep this between us
For my weeping weenuses
You are the Creep
You must accept, you'll always be the Creep
Oh I'm the Creep
I'm the Creep
I'm the Creep
I'm the Creep
Hello hello everybody
You all havin' a good day today
Alright, let's give it up for Mrs. Creep
It couldn'ta been easy raising 'ole floppy elbows over here
So how 'bout all this
Creep wanting to be friends with the Spectaculator junk
I'll tell ya what, I don't keep any of my friends in a cage
They'd be buggin' me 'bout what to watch every time we hang out
Oh wait, that happens anyway
I can't win, wait what
Huh, wait what
You were supposed to catch him, Creep
I told you to capture the Spectaculator
You're not supposed to be friends
He's supposed to be your prisoner
Go now, he's gotten away
Go capture the Spectaculator at once
I told you, I told you to capture the Spectaculator
What are you doing obsessing over him
You're supposed to catch him
You're supposed to capture the Spectaculator
Do you know the way he went (No I can't say)
Now do you know the way he went (No I can't say)
Now do you know the way he went (No I can't say)
Now do you know
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9. |
Dear Journal
01:40
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Dear Journal
I write to you because
I just sailed to the other side of the world
On my journey, I've escaped a nine foot tall creature
Who has really long elbows
And took all my candy rations
I've had a run in with the Kraken
A mermaid
Aliens
Dogs
Ovens
And even ramen noodles
Well, it looks like I got to Mexico just fine
Not really sure, but I kinda teleported somehow
And missed a lot of the Carribean
I kinda wanted to see it
Oh well, maybe another time
I'm still being chased by the Creep
But not sure if he's my foe or
Maybe a friend
He seems kindof obsessed with me
It kinda creeps me out
Oh, heh ... that makes sense right
Well I'm here now, so I guess first things first
I need to get ready to confront the Creep and settle what ever that is
Wish me luck
Good luck
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10. |
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Now let me tell you a story
We begin our journey with the Spectaculator
Pushing off the coast of Ireland
He soon ran into the Creep, was captured, and then escaped
Sailing across the Atlantic Ocean, he had a run-in with the Kraken
Strangely, saved by the Creep
The Spectaculator continued sailing on to the Mexico
But not before having quite the ordeal
In the Bermuda Triangle, nearly dying of dehydration
We learned a little of the Creep's past
Who he was
And what he came from
But who is this new character
A 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 go
Yeah
They love to hem and haw
Before they have to work all day (yes we do)
They take their time, I know they do
So I'll deduct their pay
5-4-3-2-1 cha-ching
They don't even realize it's missing
Such Losers
Well here I am, in my plane
I got no-where else to go (nowhere else to go)
But down you see cause what I see
Is just your average Joe (average Joe)
My son the Creep and I will jump
And go attack his boat (boat)
Just before I get strapped in
I hand him all these notes
You hold on to these
While, you and I ... fall
Let's get set to go
It's a beautiful day
And I
Ain't done with the foe, die
Watch out for that boat, hey
And you oughta know, yeah
And you were supposed to lock him up in your cage
Well how did I end up here free fallin' with my dad
He's obsessed, but so am I we've both gone a little mad
Although we've got a job to do
I must play my part
And there he is, the Spectaculator
Well now how do you do
A big 'ole battered boat
A belly's emptied bloat
A body beaten though I'm still breathin'
I've been better and I'm broke
But here I am you Creep
I've sailed the ocean deep
No more runnin', you've shown your cunnin'
And I'm really lacking sleep
I'm stayin' here this time
I'm making up my mind
I'll have you know since you're my foe
That I'm really at my prime
Check out my magic hat
As I pull out a rat
He'll run your way and make you say
I should have let you pass
So why don't you and daddy
Run along now little laddie
For now I'm ready my hand is steady
And it's time to beat some baddies
It's all or nothing now
Time to make myself a vow
I'm gonna win in the end
Gotta end these guys somehow I avowed
One day they'll be a time
When all you've learned must be applied
You'll have no choice, except to fight
You'll have to stand for what is right
I've trained my whole life
For this moment now
Master was always right
He always knew somehow
Today is now the time
There's no more need to run and hide
I choose to stay, I choose to fight
And all I've learned shall now be tried
Ooh hiding, running, fighting
You might as well just stop
We are coming
We know you can be bought
This time, you'll be, our prey
A willing customer
The end is near
For all you have there sir
Your time is running out
Give us all that you have
This time you'll see
That no one has your back
Tired, hungry, desperate
Defenseless and alone
You'll pay your debt
You'll give us all you own
You can't break me
You can't take me
I remember master's training
All those times that he would teach me
Proper form while my strength was gaining
You'll have no chance you should give up
They are too strong you've no backup
All those times that you ran away
Now just lay down and start to pray
Master help me
I have been running away
I am ready to fight
I must prove you were right on this day
Proverbs of old
Sweet memories
Thoughts from the past
All I've been told
Master's stories
I realize my power at last
Those old stories
In the evening
By the fire
With my master
He'd tell me
How to summon
The power within
Flashbacks from an ancient time
They will show me the way
Show me how to move and fight back
How to fight my two enemies
Pictures from old Ireland
I can see warriors fighting and
I will mimick all the movements dating back to then
I begin to fight
And although I know It's Mexico
This is ground my ground for now
So I'll stand right here and I'll be right there
I came all the way Ireland to get here
Not to fight a couple of punks
But because I wanna see the world
Sails unfurled now knuckles curled, girls
Who you callin' girl, man
And why you think you are a pearl, man
I could take you, I could break you
I could throw you, wanna punch you make you hurl, man
So now, why don't you give up and live up to your past
The runnin' you're done in it's comin' for you son
I'm cunning, and this Creep is gunning for stunning you
I can you both, listen here
Maybe I've been runnin'
But now I'm 'bout to summon
The magic in this hat, black hat, black magic brah
The magic is back
And I'm about to attack
This'll be fast, though you may have asked
This is the time that you'll be in last, Creep
Listen to your words boy, gotta work boy
Try me, pry me, why the Tai-Chi
If you really wanna fight the Creep
You're gonna have to try to get by me
You say catch you later
I say no Spectaculator
If a fight is what you want
Then my style, I'll have to flaunt
I'm trying to hit you (na na boo boo baby boy)
My fist goes right through (peek-a-boo, now I see you)
How do you move (one-two, skip to my Lou)
Before I do (na na boo boo baby boy)
How are they dodging everything
I have to be victorious
If not to get back home
I shall be glorious
I'm on my own
Where am I
Is this a dream
Was I asleep
Ouch my spleen
Master, please help me
It's time for the power of the ancients
Now let it begin
Ooh, the ancients of Ireland be on my side
Awaken the beast, my master's wrath
Ooh, haha haha ha, here we go, haha haha ha
Hey boy, hand me that toothbrush when you done with it
I can see a little smirk
On the Creep's face and the Omnious'
I can see them laugh and smile
I think they're having fun with all this raucous
And am I just fighting by myself
They aren't returning what I have dealt
Why, I just don't understand
Why, I just don't understand, why, why
And here we have the Spectaculator all shaken and confused
How is it that he summoned all his might to conquer the father son duo
And not even land a single blow
Only to be knocked out with a swift punch right in the kisser
That's gonna hurt in the morning
Oh you walk into the ocean why don't you
It's obvious we think you need to cool right down
Cause we've been trying to reach you
About your car's extended warranty
Have you heard of our offer
It covers up to five years or 60,000 miles
Whichever comes first
Why did you catch me
For the warranty
Why did you cage me
That was just some sticks you saw in front of you
Why did you intimidate
Our selling's aggressive
Why did you eat all my candy
I can't help I have a sweet tooth
Why did you follow me
I had to protect a future customer
Great job son
You're going to make such a great salesman
It's time for me to leave now
I have to get back to the office
And put out some fires
Were gonna have a real good time tonight
Well it looks like the Creep and the Spectaculator
Might have made friends with each other
This whole time the Creep, and his dad, the Ominous
Have just been trying to sale the Spectaculator
An extended warranty for his automobile
Not fight him or lock him up in a cage
Considering the Creep saved the Spectaculator from the Kraken
Boy did the Spectaculator completely get it wrong
I thought, this whole time
That you both, were my foes
We're not your enemy
Just offering a warranty
You never know
Till your car is broke
Oh-woah
Oh-ah-oh-wah-oh
Ooh-woo-yeah yeah yeah
Oh-wah-oh-wah-oh
Oky-doky
Hey, hey you wanna go get some tacos
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11. |
FÆRT
08:09
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Did you ever wonder what the smell was in the air
When you were sitting on a bench and heard a fart
Did you think it stank up in your nose when you inhaled
And had to stop cause you realized it was a fart
Stanky people eat concoctions causing methane buildup
And the pressure has to blow out of their butt
Crop dusting their victims' noses causing trauma
Olfactory so now you know it's about the stank
Beep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beaugh ba-da-ba
Deep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beaugh
Beep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beaugh ba-da-ba
Deep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beaugh
Beep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beaugh ba-da-ba
Deep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beaugh
Beep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beaugh ba-da-ba
Deep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beh
Beep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beaugh ba-da-ba
Deep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beaugh
Beep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beaugh ba-da-ba
Deep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beh
Dudaduh duduh dudaduh dudadough dudadough dudadadowl
Dudadee dadoot dudadew dudadough dudadough dudadadeaugh
Dudaduh duduh dudaduh dudadough dudadough dudadadowl
We're gonna have a real good time
A real good time alright
We're gonna have a real good time
A real good time oh yeah
We're gonna have a real good time
A real good time alright
We're gonna have a real good time
A real good time oh yeah
Dittle lattle lattle lettle lootle luttle luttle lettle
Lattle lattle lah bah bah bah bah bah
Bah bah babababah bob-bob-bob-bob-bobbob-beaugh (OK)
What'll I do what'll I do (alright)
What'll I do what'll I do (uh huh)
What'll I do what'll I do
What'll I do what'll I do
We're gonna have a real good time
A real good time alright
We're gonna have a real good time
A real good time oh yeah
We're gonna have a real good time
A real good time alright
We're gonna have a real good time
A real good time oh yeah
We're gonna have a real good time
A real good time alright
We're gonna have a real good time
A real good time oh yeah
We're gonna have a real good time
A real good time alright
We're gonna have a real good time
A real good time oh yeah
I have this story
I have this story
Ooh, what is this story about
Ooh, what is this story about
Ooh, one time I was walking in the park and I don't care
That I had to fart, breaking wind and leaving trails all in the air
If you walked behind, you'd smell what's mine
And you'd close your nose
Oh but it's butt time, to release this crime
Or conquer my rear foes
And when you felt, that you had smelt
What I had dealt, below my belt
You'd veer off path, to escape my wrath
To be free at last
From a smell that I had passed
Did you ever wonder what the smell was in the air
When you were sitting on a bench and heard a fart (sort of)
Did you think it stank up in your nose when you inhaled
And had to stop cause you realized it was a fart (kinda)
Stanky people eat concoctions causing methane buildup
And the pressure has to blow out of their butt (OK)
Crop dusting their victims' noses causing trauma
Olfactory so now you know it's about the stank (gross)
Did you ever wonder what the smell was in the air
When you were sitting on a bench and heard a fart (sort of)
Did you think it stank up in your nose when you inhaled
And had to stop cause you realized it was a fart (kinda)
Stanky people eat concoctions causing methane buildup
And the pressure has to blow out of their butt (OK)
Crop dusting their victims' noses causing trauma
Olfactory so now you know it's about the stank (gross)
Pee-yew pee-yew (shew-wee)
Pee-yew pee-yew (shew-wee)
Pee-yew pee-yew (shew-wee)
Pee-yew pee-yew (shew-wee)
And he was walking down the path
Fortunate enough to be the leader of them all
For he had an abundance of flatulence
And a gate that would fulfill his destiny
You (you you know I was walking)
Know (you know I was talking)
I (I had just finished my)
Have to fart (Mexican refried beans)
You (you you know I was walking)
Know (you know I was talking)
I (I had just finished my)
Have to fart (Mexican refried beans)
You (you you know I was walking)
Know (you know I was talking)
I (I had just finished my)
Have to fart (Mexican refried beans)
Oh, this is the end of the song
This is the end of the song
The end
Ooh, this is the end of the song
This is the end
The end of the album
But not the end of our friendship (hi-ya)
Did you ever wonder what the smell was in the air
When you were sitting on a bench and heard a fart
Thanks for listening
Good job
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Blake Hobson Charlotte, North Carolina
Blake Hobson is a music writer, studio performer, and a recording/mixing/mastering engineer based out of Charlotte, North Carolina.
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