Why am I the Creep
Why am I the Creep
Why am I the Creep

Why am I the Creep

Why
Why do I have to be the Creep
Why, Why
I can tie my own shoes
And I brush my teeth

And I, I can't help but obsess over
The Spectaculator
Oh and I, I have an obsession with
The Spectaculator

Let's play red rover
Or solitaire together
We'd hold each other's hands
Arm wrestling like a man
Frisbees and coffee and rubber bands too
And LED light strips as part of our shoes
I'd force you to make amends
We could be best friends

Swing sets and bubblebaths
Hula hoops and Nerf gun wrath
Video games and marbles too
How 'bout pog, just me and you
Hide and seek and a game of tag
We'd hop along in our burlap bags
Playing and laughing then in your cage
I have to know that you will stay

How did I, become so alone
That I'd need to cage a friend for my own
Where did this start, was I always this way
Is it part of me, since my very first day

Hello Mrs. Creep
Say hello to your new little baby Creep
Awe he's beautiful
What a beautiful baby Creep I have
Oh and look, he's got my elbow flaps

I remember, I remember
I remember the days as a young Creep
The other kids laughing at my elbow flaps
And to this day, I wrap them in old scarfs
Please keep this between us
For my weeping weenuses

You are the Creep
You must accept, you'll always be the Creep
Oh I'm the Creep
I'm the Creep
I'm the Creep
I'm the Creep

Hello hello everybody
You all havin' a good day today
Alright, let's give it up for Mrs. Creep
It couldn'ta been easy raising 'ole floppy elbows over here
So how 'bout all this
Creep wanting to be friends with the Spectaculator junk
I'll tell ya what, I don't keep any of my friends in a cage
They'd be buggin' me 'bout what to watch every time we hang out
Oh wait, that happens anyway
I can't win, wait what

Huh, wait what
You were supposed to catch him, Creep
I told you to capture the Spectaculator
You're not supposed to be friends
He's supposed to be your prisoner
Go now, he's gotten away
Go capture the Spectaculator at once
I told you, I told you to capture the Spectaculator
What are you doing obsessing over him
You're supposed to catch him
You're supposed to capture the Spectaculator

Do you know the way he went (No I can't say)
Now do you know the way he went (No I can't say)
Now do you know the way he went (No I can't say)
Now do you know