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Oh I have the right of passage And I have the current behind me For day and night I have rowed Since starting my journey on this boat Courage of the heart And courage of the mind Courage of the soul My courage is hard to find Courage of the heart And courage of the mind Courage of the soul My courage is hard to find I offered you and you had turned me down Though we had another chance to see another land Mind you I had brought everything that we would need I guess I'm on my own, I guess it's all up to me Let me tell you a story about a human they call The Spectaculator One day he decided to leave his home By the river and go on an adventure No one was eager to join him so he set sail all on his own Bringing only what he would need to survive Little did he know what was just around the bend waiting for him I am the Creep I am the Creep The one who waits for you I am the Creep I am the Creep I'll never let you through I am the Creep I am the Creep I will destroy your soul I am the Creep I am the Creep Say goodbye to all you know What do you think that I am weak What do you think that I am meek You should know I've been around You should know I'll put you down What do you think that I am weak What do you think that I am meek You should know you're going down All the way down to the ground I am the Creep I am the Creep I'll make you change your tone I am the Creep I am the Creep Let go of all you own The Creep captured the Spectaculator Capsizing his vessel and taking everything for his own The Spectaculator would remain unconscious Lying on the floor of the cage of the Creep It was only a matter of time before the Creep would return From cataloging his booty that he had taken Oh what's this ... a coltsfoot rock Oooh, a Berwick cockle Is that a curly wurly This one's got Lardy scones for days All these savory nibbles I just don't know what to do with myself I have to find a way to escape This cage of the creep And take what's mine I have to find a way to escape This cage of the creep And take what's mine I have to find a way to escape This cage of the creep And take what's mine I have to find a way to escape This cage of the creep And take what's mine Ah the battle's about to begin Ah it's time to meet your end You think this is a challenge for me But I'm here to tell you otherwise Your only hope is to run from me Else I'll be your demise Anywhere you go Anyone you know You'll watch your back knowing I'm behind you Anywhere you go Anyone you know You'll have to live knowing I'm hunting you I'm done with this trial I'm done with your vial It's time to move on Before I am gone I'll see you again I'll be ready then So then I must train Until you've been slain

Now I can see the stars in the sky Through the clouds a'clearing this very night And the moonlight glistens off the waves Showing me where to sail away Though I escaped far beyond the reach Sailing across the sea far from the Creep And now that I no longer need to row My ship, she rides the winds for they blow

I want to I want to see more More of this world, I wanna be free Free to go explore To see everything I wanna see the world See the world See the world And see everything You and all the ocean A Spec among the sea Rising tides and mighty Isles You'll crash up on the reef I can tame these waves And sail away Across the Atlantic 'Tis not at all romantic Then get ready for a wild ride And in time you'll see that I was right You're further then you've ever been Here separates the boys from men Ooh Woah The breeze on the seas of the Atlantic The stars for the charts in the sky Onward I sail further westward Through every day and night But it's lonely out here There's a mystical fear A respect for the deep For what below lies asleep And if I gently sail Quietly under the sky I can move on tomorrow And let my vessel fly The breeze on the seas of the Atlantic The stars for the charts in the sky Onward I sail further westward Through every day and night The breeze on the seas of the Atlantic The stars for the charts in the sky Onward I sail further westward Through every day and night I call upon the winds of the Atlantic Please guide me on my way I call to the waves of the ocean Steady my ship as I lay I call upon the winds of the Atlantic Please guide me on my way I call to the waves of the ocean Steady my ship as I lay Let me see the way to go Please reveal the path to me And I will venture on Show me the way I should turn Should I take a left up here Or do I take a right Let me see the way to go Please reveal the path to me Show me the way I should turn Should I take a left up here I think you should tell me the way to go Well I won't well I won't I think you just don't want me to know You don't know you don't know I guess I'll just do this on my own Guess you will guess you won't Whether I am right or whether I am wrong You'll be wrong every time Let me see the way to go Please reveal the path to me Show me the way I should turn Should I take a left up here Let me see the way to go Please reveal the path to me And I will venture on Show me the way I should turn Should I take a left up here Or do I take a right Chippa Chi Cha Dough dough dough Do do do dew, dew do dit do Dough dough dough Dahah ahah ahah ahah Dough dough dough dough dough Do do dooo dute dute dute Do do dooo waba baba baba bah Something that I got to say It's very unlikely that I'd sail across this great blue sea And not forget my hat For a hat you see has all the tricks Just a tip and the magic starts I'd wave my hand then a wish come true And I'll mark it on my chart I don't think you understand This situation you're in right now You got some beast below your boat And this Creep trailing at your bow Point the stern right towards the mark And grab the tiller so you can steer I'd get movin' if I were you So put this schooner into 7th gear

This is the Kraken's home, you better watch out Gliding on the surface I keep silent so he'll stay asleep Yet sailing all so gently For behind me it's none other than the Creep Waiting to get past this I can feel a stirring in the sea Shadows in the ocean begin swirling Do they fear what's in the deep I heard mother say that deep within the sea There's monsters all around but one that trumps them all A Kraken of the deep a slayer of all ships A beast among all beasts the one that makes you fall I can't say for sure but looking down below There's something going on that makes me think it's real Creatures of the sea are nowhere to be found They swam away in fear they sense it all around But I don't wanna fight a Kraken of the deep I have to sail across this big ol' great blue sea And if I get attacked by the monster of the deep I'll have to stay and fight I'll have to protect me Is this beast below for real Is this something that I feel Is it gonna make me squeal I don't want to be it's meal I am the beast you all call the Kraken Your sailing ship has awoken me You should know you are not welcome here Prepare yourself for I am mighty We're gonna start the bid at five, five, five, five Can I hear a five can I hear a five can I hear a five, five Five and a quarter, five and a quarter Five and a quarter, five and a quarter, five Five and a half, five and a half, do I hear five and a half Can I get a five and a half Five and three quarters Sold to the man on the horse Alakazam, I'm the Kraken And I've come out here to play You're just a man, and now I'm laughin' And you got no chance today Shimatysham, time to get packin' Gonna send you on your way Cause that's the plan, your boat is lackin' You'll never get away Yeah, here I come to seize the day I followed you and caught up with Your old schooner now you'll feel my wrath You'll be sorry that you ran What is this beast that has come to take you from me I can't handle two villains at a time You won't have to, I'll take of the Kraken there What are you talking about, I thought that you were my foe I will rescue you, then I'll come for you my friend I'll just take this chance to escape on this day The Creep has chosen to fight the beast, just for me Come on Kraken, let's get to smackin' Put up your tentacles, and feel my bare knuckles You may be a giant beast but I am the Creep Today is your last day, now get out of my way An epic battle between the Creep And the Atlantic Ocean's beast of the deep They put up there dukes, that's eight vs two There was a big splash and then an evil laugh

There was a tale of a three sided gale Sail on sail on oh sailor 'Tis on my way and through there I will sail Sail on sail on oh sailor Been sailing a while, seen nary an Isle For 2700 nautical miles No water no grog, no rain, just fog Drink sea water I could not, but I need a drink and I really can't think I start to reach my hands in the sea Sail on sail on oh sailor man sail Sail into the winds of the three sided gale It's calm this morning but heed the warnings What if it all is true Steer into the swells being pushed up from hell Sail on sail on oh sailor No ships afloat from the gasses below Sail on sail on oh sailor A constant heading of two-nine and three My tiller is true yet my compass spinning The waters ahead, they say they are vexed Now I see a vortex, yet I still thirst and sea water's the worst I dip my glass while my thoughts seem half mast Sail on sail on oh sailor man sail Sail into the winds of the three sided gale The air is foggy and so is your mind What will you see this time Lookout for that storm less nowhere your bourne It'll make you vanish out of thin air Sail on Sailor See the ships ahead without the living or the dead All the crew must be gone Sail on Sailor Twas morning seemed couple hours ago Now the sun is setting with darkness in tow A light from behind 'tis the color of lime Flies past my ship, good bye, and I'm feeling sick and my muscles are weak I lift my cup and take another drink Sail on sail on oh sailor man sail Sail into the winds of the three sided gale The sea is wild and so is your mind Can you believe your eyes Bum bum bum bum bum bum Budda-budda-budda-budda-budda-budda Skibita be Skoodle lattle lootle lattle lootle loopoo, yeah Skittalee dittle la dittle aiy-aiy-aiy-aiy-aiy-aiy Ehhh-ahhh-ah-oh-oh-oh Yeah A city in the deep no longer asleep Been under the ocean oh Sailor A woman in the sea half human half fish I've heard the tales of the mermaid oh sailor A Ship from the stars somewhere far maybe Mars But Aliens flew here in UFOs Then a portal opens up spilling space and time And I pass through a worm hole taking me Near the coast of Mexico, A Storm's ahead I feel almost dead I raise my glass catching rain overhead Sail on sail on oh sailor man sail Sail out of the winds of the three sided gale Drink fresh from the sky for land is nigh You'll need your strength, there's not much time, tikati-tock Sail on sail on oh sailor man sail Sail onto the shores near the Mexican vale No rest for berthing your ship is greater Sail on sail on oh sailor

On the run Ooh I'm on the run I'm on the run I'm on the run I'm on the run Hey I'm on the run Ooh run I I I I I'm on the run I I I'm on the run Woah woah woah woah I'm on the run Hey I'm on the run I'm on the run I'm on the run I'm on the run I'm on the run I'm on the run I'm on the run I'm on the run yeah I have to get away from you I have to get away from you I have to get away from you I have to get away from you I have to get away from you I have to git away from you I have to get away from you I have to get away from you I wanna know where the waves go (alright) We'll tell ya, let's go Ooh, oh I'm gonna get you (cause you're mighty special to me) Oh I'm gonna get you (mighty mighty special) Oh I'm gonna get you Oh I'm gonna get you I've got to get away (Oh I'm gonna get you) I want to run away I've got to get away (Oh I'm gonna get you) I want to run away Dogs Ovens Pickles Airplanes Dice Concrete Stars Ramen Dogs Ovens Pickles Airplanes Dice Concrete Stars Ramen I've got to get away (Oh I'm gonna get you) I want to run away I've got to get away (Oh I'm gonna get you) I want to run away I'm gonna get away get away get away I'm gonna get away get away hey hey I'm gonna get away get away get away I'm gonna get away get away hey hey I'm gonna get away get away get away I'm gonna get away get away hey hey I'm gonna get away get away get away I'm gonna get away get away hey hey I'm gonna get away get away get away I'm gonna get away get away hey hey I'm gonna get away get away get away I'm gonna get away get away hey hey The Spectaculator is the Spectaculator The Spectaculator is the Spectaculator The Spectaculator is the Spectaculator Is the Spectaculator is the Spectaculator I'm gonna get away I'm gonna get away I'm gonna get away I'm gonna get away

Why am I the Creep Why am I the Creep Why am I the Creep Why am I the Creep Why Why do I have to be the Creep Why, Why I can tie my own shoes And I brush my teeth And I, I can't help but obsess over The Spectaculator Oh and I, I have an obsession with The Spectaculator Let's play red rover Or solitaire together We'd hold each other's hands Arm wrestling like a man Frisbees and coffee and rubber bands too And LED light strips as part of our shoes I'd force you to make amends We could be best friends Swing sets and bubblebaths Hula hoops and Nerf gun wrath Video games and marbles too How 'bout pog, just me and you Hide and seek and a game of tag We'd hop along in our burlap bags Playing and laughing then in your cage I have to know that you will stay How did I, become so alone That I'd need to cage a friend for my own Where did this start, was I always this way Is it part of me, since my very first day Hello Mrs. Creep Say hello to your new little baby Creep Awe he's beautiful What a beautiful baby Creep I have Oh and look, he's got my elbow flaps I remember, I remember I remember the days as a young Creep The other kids laughing at my elbow flaps And to this day, I wrap them in old scarfs Please keep this between us For my weeping weenuses You are the Creep You must accept, you'll always be the Creep Oh I'm the Creep I'm the Creep I'm the Creep I'm the Creep Hello hello everybody You all havin' a good day today Alright, let's give it up for Mrs. Creep It couldn'ta been easy raising 'ole floppy elbows over here So how 'bout all this Creep wanting to be friends with the Spectaculator junk I'll tell ya what, I don't keep any of my friends in a cage They'd be buggin' me 'bout what to watch every time we hang out Oh wait, that happens anyway I can't win, wait what Huh, wait what You were supposed to catch him, Creep I told you to capture the Spectaculator You're not supposed to be friends He's supposed to be your prisoner Go now, he's gotten away Go capture the Spectaculator at once I told you, I told you to capture the Spectaculator What are you doing obsessing over him You're supposed to catch him You're supposed to capture the Spectaculator Do you know the way he went (No I can't say) Now do you know the way he went (No I can't say) Now do you know the way he went (No I can't say) Now do you know

Dear Journal I write to you because I just sailed to the other side of the world On my journey, I've escaped a nine foot tall creature Who has really long elbows And took all my candy rations I've had a run in with the Kraken A mermaid Aliens Dogs Ovens And even ramen noodles Well, it looks like I got to Mexico just fine Not really sure, but I kinda teleported somehow And missed a lot of the Carribean I kinda wanted to see it Oh well, maybe another time I'm still being chased by the Creep But not sure if he's my foe or Maybe a friend He seems kindof obsessed with me It kinda creeps me out Oh, heh ... that makes sense right Well I'm here now, so I guess first things first I need to get ready to confront the Creep and settle what ever that is Wish me luck Good luck

Now let me tell you a story We begin our journey with the Spectaculator Pushing off the coast of Ireland He soon ran into the Creep, was captured, and then escaped Sailing across the Atlantic Ocean, he had a run-in with the Kraken Strangely, saved by the Creep The Spectaculator continued sailing on to the Mexico But not before having quite the ordeal In the Bermuda Triangle, nearly dying of dehydration We learned a little of the Creep's past Who he was And what he came from But who is this new character A 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 go Yeah They love to hem and haw Before they have to work all day (yes we do) They take their time, I know they do So I'll deduct their pay 5-4-3-2-1 cha-ching They don't even realize it's missing Such Losers Well here I am, in my plane I got no-where else to go (nowhere else to go) But down you see cause what I see Is just your average Joe (average Joe) My son the Creep and I will jump And go attack his boat (boat) Just before I get strapped in I hand him all these notes You hold on to these While, you and I ... fall Let's get set to go It's a beautiful day And I Ain't done with the foe, die Watch out for that boat, hey And you oughta know, yeah And you were supposed to lock him up in your cage Well how did I end up here free fallin' with my dad He's obsessed, but so am I we've both gone a little mad Although we've got a job to do I must play my part And there he is, the Spectaculator Well now how do you do A big 'ole battered boat A belly's emptied bloat A body beaten though I'm still breathin' I've been better and I'm broke But here I am you Creep I've sailed the ocean deep No more runnin', you've shown your cunnin' And I'm really lacking sleep I'm stayin' here this time I'm making up my mind I'll have you know since you're my foe That I'm really at my prime Check out my magic hat As I pull out a rat He'll run your way and make you say I should have let you pass So why don't you and daddy Run along now little laddie For now I'm ready my hand is steady And it's time to beat some baddies It's all or nothing now Time to make myself a vow I'm gonna win in the end Gotta end these guys somehow I avowed One day they'll be a time When all you've learned must be applied You'll have no choice, except to fight You'll have to stand for what is right I've trained my whole life For this moment now Master was always right He always knew somehow Today is now the time There's no more need to run and hide I choose to stay, I choose to fight And all I've learned shall now be tried Ooh hiding, running, fighting You might as well just stop We are coming We know you can be bought This time, you'll be, our prey A willing customer The end is near For all you have there sir Your time is running out Give us all that you have This time you'll see That no one has your back Tired, hungry, desperate Defenseless and alone You'll pay your debt You'll give us all you own You can't break me You can't take me I remember master's training All those times that he would teach me Proper form while my strength was gaining You'll have no chance you should give up They are too strong you've no backup All those times that you ran away Now just lay down and start to pray Master help me I have been running away I am ready to fight I must prove you were right on this day Proverbs of old Sweet memories Thoughts from the past All I've been told Master's stories I realize my power at last Those old stories In the evening By the fire With my master He'd tell me How to summon The power within Flashbacks from an ancient time They will show me the way Show me how to move and fight back How to fight my two enemies Pictures from old Ireland I can see warriors fighting and I will mimick all the movements dating back to then I begin to fight And although I know It's Mexico This is ground my ground for now So I'll stand right here and I'll be right there I came all the way Ireland to get here Not to fight a couple of punks But because I wanna see the world Sails unfurled now knuckles curled, girls Who you callin' girl, man And why you think you are a pearl, man I could take you, I could break you I could throw you, wanna punch you make you hurl, man So now, why don't you give up and live up to your past The runnin' you're done in it's comin' for you son I'm cunning, and this Creep is gunning for stunning you I can you both, listen here Maybe I've been runnin' But now I'm 'bout to summon The magic in this hat, black hat, black magic brah The magic is back And I'm about to attack This'll be fast, though you may have asked This is the time that you'll be in last, Creep Listen to your words boy, gotta work boy Try me, pry me, why the Tai-Chi If you really wanna fight the Creep You're gonna have to try to get by me You say catch you later I say no Spectaculator If a fight is what you want Then my style, I'll have to flaunt I'm trying to hit you (na na boo boo baby boy) My fist goes right through (peek-a-boo, now I see you) How do you move (one-two, skip to my Lou) Before I do (na na boo boo baby boy) How are they dodging everything I have to be victorious If not to get back home I shall be glorious I'm on my own Where am I Is this a dream Was I asleep Ouch my spleen Master, please help me It's time for the power of the ancients Now let it begin Ooh, the ancients of Ireland be on my side Awaken the beast, my master's wrath Ooh, haha haha ha, here we go, haha haha ha Hey boy, hand me that toothbrush when you done with it I can see a little smirk On the Creep's face and the Omnious' I can see them laugh and smile I think they're having fun with all this raucous And am I just fighting by myself They aren't returning what I have dealt Why, I just don't understand Why, I just don't understand, why, why And here we have the Spectaculator all shaken and confused How is it that he summoned all his might to conquer the father son duo And not even land a single blow Only to be knocked out with a swift punch right in the kisser That's gonna hurt in the morning Oh you walk into the ocean why don't you It's obvious we think you need to cool right down Cause we've been trying to reach you About your car's extended warranty Have you heard of our offer It covers up to five years or 60,000 miles Whichever comes first Why did you catch me For the warranty Why did you cage me That was just some sticks you saw in front of you Why did you intimidate Our selling's aggressive Why did you eat all my candy I can't help I have a sweet tooth Why did you follow me I had to protect a future customer Great job son You're going to make such a great salesman It's time for me to leave now I have to get back to the office And put out some fires Were gonna have a real good time tonight Well it looks like the Creep and the Spectaculator Might have made friends with each other This whole time the Creep, and his dad, the Ominous Have just been trying to sale the Spectaculator An extended warranty for his automobile Not fight him or lock him up in a cage Considering the Creep saved the Spectaculator from the Kraken Boy did the Spectaculator completely get it wrong I thought, this whole time That you both, were my foes We're not your enemy Just offering a warranty You never know Till your car is broke Oh-woah Oh-ah-oh-wah-oh Ooh-woo-yeah yeah yeah Oh-wah-oh-wah-oh Oky-doky Hey, hey you wanna go get some tacos

Did you ever wonder what the smell was in the air When you were sitting on a bench and heard a fart Did you think it stank up in your nose when you inhaled And had to stop cause you realized it was a fart Stanky people eat concoctions causing methane buildup And the pressure has to blow out of their butt Crop dusting their victims' noses causing trauma Olfactory so now you know it's about the stank Beep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beaugh ba-da-ba Deep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beaugh Beep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beaugh ba-da-ba Deep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beaugh Beep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beaugh ba-da-ba Deep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beaugh Beep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beaugh ba-da-ba Deep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beh Beep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beaugh ba-da-ba Deep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beaugh Beep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beaugh ba-da-ba Deep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beh Dudaduh duduh dudaduh dudadough dudadough dudadadowl Dudadee dadoot dudadew dudadough dudadough dudadadeaugh Dudaduh duduh dudaduh dudadough dudadough dudadadowl We're gonna have a real good time A real good time alright We're gonna have a real good time A real good time oh yeah We're gonna have a real good time A real good time alright We're gonna have a real good time A real good time oh yeah Dittle lattle lattle lettle lootle luttle luttle lettle Lattle lattle lah bah bah bah bah bah Bah bah babababah bob-bob-bob-bob-bobbob-beaugh (OK) What'll I do what'll I do (alright) What'll I do what'll I do (uh huh) What'll I do what'll I do What'll I do what'll I do We're gonna have a real good time A real good time alright We're gonna have a real good time A real good time oh yeah We're gonna have a real good time A real good time alright We're gonna have a real good time A real good time oh yeah We're gonna have a real good time A real good time alright We're gonna have a real good time A real good time oh yeah We're gonna have a real good time A real good time alright We're gonna have a real good time A real good time oh yeah I have this story I have this story Ooh, what is this story about Ooh, what is this story about Ooh, one time I was walking in the park and I don't care That I had to fart, breaking wind and leaving trails all in the air If you walked behind, you'd smell what's mine And you'd close your nose Oh but it's butt time, to release this crime Or conquer my rear foes And when you felt, that you had smelt What I had dealt, below my belt You'd veer off path, to escape my wrath To be free at last From a smell that I had passed Did you ever wonder what the smell was in the air When you were sitting on a bench and heard a fart (sort of) Did you think it stank up in your nose when you inhaled And had to stop cause you realized it was a fart (kinda) Stanky people eat concoctions causing methane buildup And the pressure has to blow out of their butt (OK) Crop dusting their victims' noses causing trauma Olfactory so now you know it's about the stank (gross) Did you ever wonder what the smell was in the air When you were sitting on a bench and heard a fart (sort of) Did you think it stank up in your nose when you inhaled And had to stop cause you realized it was a fart (kinda) Stanky people eat concoctions causing methane buildup And the pressure has to blow out of their butt (OK) Crop dusting their victims' noses causing trauma Olfactory so now you know it's about the stank (gross) Pee-yew pee-yew (shew-wee) Pee-yew pee-yew (shew-wee) Pee-yew pee-yew (shew-wee) Pee-yew pee-yew (shew-wee) And he was walking down the path Fortunate enough to be the leader of them all For he had an abundance of flatulence And a gate that would fulfill his destiny You (you you know I was walking) Know (you know I was talking) I (I had just finished my) Have to fart (Mexican refried beans) You (you you know I was walking) Know (you know I was talking) I (I had just finished my) Have to fart (Mexican refried beans) You (you you know I was walking) Know (you know I was talking) I (I had just finished my) Have to fart (Mexican refried beans) Oh, this is the end of the song This is the end of the song The end Ooh, this is the end of the song This is the end The end of the album But not the end of our friendship (hi-ya) Did you ever wonder what the smell was in the air When you were sitting on a bench and heard a fart Thanks for listening Good job